VALENTINES DAY; IT'S VALENTINES DAY; U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL; THE TEACH DOESN'T U CANDY; THE OTHER KIDS GET CANDY; U GET HOME TO FIND UR PARENTS WON'T GET U CANDY EITHER; U GET NO CANDY; U DON'T HAVE A VALENTINE; UR FRIENDS ALL HAVE VALENTINES; U REALIZE U WILL STAY SINGLE LONGER THAN BRUNO; U GET CRIPPLING DEPRESSION