NO JOKE OR BAMBI OCS

bro how you think he stabbing someone with a gun

???: *distorianted voice* let me go! *he tugs and kicks at you, he accidentally drops his knife*

Darcy: *raises her lead pipe and slams it down on his head*

???: *he falls to the ground*

Darcy: "Did I kill him?"

???: *just laying there, covered in blood*

Darcy: "Oh crap oh crap OOOOOOHHHH CRAP."

???: *he groans*

Darcy: "Oh, thank God. I didn't kill him."

???: *his eyes are normal, no longer black* what happened?

Darcy: "Oh, shit. I think I whacked the memories out of him." *coughs* "You kinda...Stabbed someone."

???: no no no no this can’t be happening! *he looks as his bloody hands* not again!!

Darcy: *grabs a pencil and her notepad and starts scribbling notes*

???: *he curls up into a ball and starts to sob*

Darcy: "You ok?"

???: this has happened way to many times *he whimpers*

Darcy: *turns back to her notepad, laughing a little. "The murderer seems to feel a kind of terror for these actions, and maybe even guilt...That sound good?"

???: what do you mean?

Darcy: "Does it sound dramatic enough or not?"

???: are you a journalist?

Darcy: "No. I wanted to be, but they decided I wasn't good enough."

???: I’m so sorry that you had to see all that…

Darcy: "Don't worry. It's fine."

???: no, it’s not fine! This has happened to many times! I have to get him under control!

???: no its not!

Darcy: *continues writing*

???: i-i should be able to cobtrol him

Darcy: "Who?"

???: the other me! my alter ego! the one who just murdered someone!

Darcy: "Oooh, this is PERFECT!"

???: wha- how?!

Darcy: *ignores him and keeps writing*

???: how in the world is rhis good?!

Darcy: "The storyline! THE PLOT! Never have I seen something so perfect in this city!"

???: wait... are you a writer?

Darcy: "Yep."

???: that exsplains a lot

Darcy: "Ok...Now let's see here...So you have a split persona or something, and you lose control sometimes. True? False?"

???: yes, thats right

Darcy: *scribbles some more notes* "Ok. Anything else I should know about that makes things more interesting?"

???: i live in a small apartment down the road

Darcy: "Good setting..."

???: also, my name is ash

Darcy: "Perfect."

ash: *he chokes back a sob*

Darcy: *puts down her notebook*

ash: *he glances back at the body* i dont know what to do

Darcy: "I don't really care, as long as it's something interesting."

ash: i guess id better get home before the cops come. can you not tell anyone about this?

Darcy: "Sure."

ash: thank you so much * he stands up*

Darcy: "No problem. I should get going too."

Ash: *he nods and walks out of the allyway*

Darcy: *grabs her notepad and leaves*

ash: *after a few steps he collapses to the ground*

Darcy: *helps him up* "You ok?"

ash: i Think I might have a concussion

Darcy: "Ok. I can take you to my place if you want."

Ash: *he nods* I dont think I should be left alone

Darcy: "Ok."

ash: could you help me up?

Darcy: *helps him up*

ash: * he leans on her for support* thanks

Darcy: "No problem."

ash: im sorry again for all that

Darcy: "Don't worry about it. It's nothing compared to everything else in this city."

ash: really?

Darcy: "Yep."

ash: i couod see that...

Darcy: "And it's all in the good old notepad."

ash: so you get inspiration from things around you

Darcy: "Pretty much."

ash: sweet! could i... see some of your stories?

Darcy: "Uh, sure!"

ash: *smiles* i bet theyre fantastic

Darcy: "I guess. Noe of them really get finished, though."

Ash: just like my homework

Darcy: *laughs* "Yeah."

ash: heh, i never finished school

Darcy: *nods*

Ash: *he barely has time to react. He falls backward, stunned*

Darcy: "..."

(SHOOT WRONG RP)