We don’t watch the superbowl

“WE WON’T BE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW AT OUR HOUSE”; “I THINK RAP “MUSIC” IS VULGAR AND HAS NO PLACE AT THE SUPER BOWL. SO WE REFUSE TO WATCH IT.”; “WE DON’T EVEN WATCH PROFESSIONAL SPORTS ANYMORE SINCE ALL THE ATHLETES INSIST ON FORCING THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS INTO EVERYTHING. YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS AN AVID SPORTS FAN DIDN’T YOU? BUT NO, WE DON’T EVEN WATCH THE SUPER BOWL. PRETTY IMPRESSIVE HOW COMMITTED TO MY CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPALS I AM, ISN’T IT?”