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You had me at boobs
And lost me at ass
I'm out
Bye

So you're a boobs over ass guy

I don't see the appeal
Like- you shit out of the ass
How exactly can you see it as sexy knowing that fact

You pee out the pussy and ppl have no problem w that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meh pies isn't as bad as shit, yk?

*piss

Honestly sex in general is weird af, it's like- "hey I like you so I'm gonna put my weird rod inside your weird slit and make weird noises and produce weird liquids that are actually unborn children"

Pls never describe sex like that ever again 💀

Sorry
BUT ITS TRUE

yees