Danny the Simpluman RP

Milk: *he was eating a dog.*

Danny:hello?

Milk: sup.

Danny:what are you doing?!

Milk: I'm eating a dog.

Danny:WHAT THE F**K?

Milk: it growled at me.

Danny:so you had to EAT him?

Milk: yes.

(BRO I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU WOULD FIND THIS STREAM-)
Cade: *arresting a jaywalker* (think Batman, but without a costume and is biologically female)

(heya)

Danny:protecting the streets as usual, ey?

Cade: yup, just like always
Random guy: oh come on I was late for work

Danny:that's cool :P

Soshi:*holds gun* give me your f**kin money :3

Rex: What the f**k is a simpluman?

wait, you actually never heard of it?

Rex: Ha, nope.

Your momsy

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Cala: *Doesn't notice*

Danny:oh hey

Cala: oh... hi

sus

Idiot: F o o d

rude

Soul drip: *bouta break the fourth wall* 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Bloo the Simpluman: UHhHhrrrrDurRrrrh!

Danny: *grabs the blender*

NegaDanny: :]

*he then grabs the two, shoves them in a blender and turns it on, they scream as they turn to mush*

NegaDanny: *reappears*