Homicide

are y o u an emo with a British accent¿

No I got American f*g talk

zad

I got sexi British talk 😏

I will throw your tea into the ocean again

I will burn down your whitehouse again

Oh yea what did you do in ww2

Virtually won the war ourselves before we paid you over 3 billion for the small amount of help you gave us in France

Well I have 3750 nukes

well 150 of our special forces beat 1500 of your special forces a n d we managed to sneak 2 nukes into America without being detected

If you weren’t detected how do we know

Because it was a training drill to see how easy it would be for the Russians to sneak nukes into America, and you’d failed miserably

That’s because Americans are too confident and have to much self-esteem and I Armories in every house

i have some f**king weird mix between australian and canadian

I have some f**king weird mix between Scottish and South African, which makes me sound English

“FARK OFF, EH?”