Remember, pretend you're invading Ukraine to divert attention from all my domestic duck ups, and you get the billion, same as the one I held hostage from Ukraine til they layed off my baby boy Hunter.
Yes Mr. President,
I am very busy, how may I help you today? I'm calling to ask you to do . . . umm . . . I mean . . . not do . . . you know . . . the thing.
