THEN: DEMOCRAT RECIDIVIST DOMESTIC TERRORIST AND SUSPECTED BLACK SUPREMACIST ANDREW THOMAS WAS BORED. HE HAD A NEW GLOCK AND WANTED TO IMPRESS HIS FRIENDS WITH A PLAYFUL DRIVE BY BUT IDIOTICALLY WENT TO THE WRONG HOUSE AND BLASTED AN INNOCENT 8 YEAR OLD REPUBLICAN; NOW: CURRENTLY AWAITING A LIGHT SENTENCE FROM A DEMOCRAT JUDGE, MR. THOMAS NOW HAS 10.5 MILLION GRATEFUL DEMOCRAT TIKTOK FANS, 2.6 MILLION IN GOFUNDME MONEY DONATED BY IMPRESSED DEMOCRAT FANS. THIS DEMOCRAT SAINT HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE AND SPIKE LEE IS PLANNING ON MR. THOMAS PLAYING THE LEAD IN HIS NEXT MOVIE.
