cooper is sus

ohokay

LOGAN

it is smol and can't sit still
and if left unsupervised she will eat everything
my spirit animal

oofta

Ooo cute ok

Dogs are the best

babysitter (i'm only here because mom can't legally leave me home alone for as long as her shifts are) got a dachshund, not technically my dog but i am now prepared to risk my like for this smol bean

Good job

please don't

babysitter (i'm only here because mom can't legally leave me home alone for as long as her shifts are) got a dachshund, not technically my dog but i am now prepared to risk my like for this smol bean

ehehe

im jus turning you into a copypasata

lmao imagine having a babysitter

not like i can control my mom
tbh all that's really different over here from staying home alone is i eat her food instead of mine and she makes sure i go to bed on time (or at least it looks like i did) because she thinks my mom's gonna yell at her (she won't, she only yells at restaurant employees and her children)

You really are dumb
I wouldn't risk my life for a dog

A cat on the other hand

dogs are uncool

Ikr