i haven't done this since that one field trip where i drank 5 bottles of my mom's "dietary supplement" cherry soda on the bus

i feel like a god; i pulled out a half finished party-size bottle of fanta in social studies and half the class started yelling "CHUG! CHUG!" and you don't say no to a class full of sleep-deprived yet energetic GT teens. so i finished the bottle in 30 seconds, and then ran home to piss