i am both in pain and in laughter.

:D

muzan:ahh... what a day

...Go***amn it

*years later*

(AM A GHOST NOW)
Hello, Kibutsuji.
WHAT IN THE H E L L DID YOU DO TO MY SUCCESSOR?

muzan:quite down i did nothing but made a sad soul a young demon

Kie Kamado: *holding a slipper* Muzan Kibutsuji. Why did you make my oldest son take your place?
Me: (YES, KICK HIS ASS.)

muzan:to kill him now will you shut up and just listen to my evil plan!

Kie: Mother breathing, first form: ASS WHOOPING.
Me: YAAAAASSSS

???: HIYA THERE !(a female voice says happily)

muzan: LISTEN REAL QUICK THEN YOU CAN BEAT ME UP! DAMMIT

Tanjuro: I HAVE A WEAK-ASS BODY, BUT I WILL COME AND BEAT YOUR ASS.
Kie: *slappin Muzan's ass*
Takeo: I HAVE A HATCHET AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.

muzan:i turned this young girl into a demon she shall kill you all AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

midori:anyway hows everyone ^^

All of us: We're good.
Megumi: Ight I'ma fight and try to save Tanjiro.

Megumi: HOW ABOUT NO.
Michikatsu: How about no also
Kie: *ass slappin*
Tanjuro: *ready to slap with a belt*
Takeo: *RUNNIN WITH A HATCHET*

[image deleted] ???:hello there!(she said smiling)

Megumi: Hi. AND MUZAN, HOW "WONDERFUL" IT IS TO SEE YOU AGAIN! *she says sarcastically*
Michikatsu: *hugging his brother*
Me: I missed you, too. (Please let go-)
Kie: *still slappin*
Tanjuro: *belt whippin*
Takeo: *hatchet slicin*

???:why are we beating muzan up????

Megumi: He tried to turn me when I was 5
Michikatsu: He turned me into a demon
Me: He stole my successor.

???:i kinda wanna beat him up to he killed my parents and made me a demon:(she looked at muzan)
muzan:what is it now
???:(she kicked muzan in da balls with her foot)
muzan:OWWW! GODAMMIT(he fell on the floor)

Me: HAHA

???:did i do good??

Me: yes

???:any way im midori what are your names?

Megumi: Megumi
Michikatsu: Michikatsu
Me: Yoriichi

midori:nice names

What do you find so amusing about taking the lives of others.

muzan:everything

Hmph.
Alright then.
H E R E I C O M E.

muzan:you know i can make your friends into deons right...

muzan:are you challageing me

*a few seconds later...*
...

...

[image deleted] muzan:oh so you are? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

*a few seconds later, he almost kills Muzan*

(Last I checked, Muzan got so scared from almost being defeated he exploded.)

oh

muzan:(runs in fear of gettng deafeted)

(Last I checked, Muzan got so scared from almost being defeated he exploded to flee.)

???:are we beating mr muzan up??(she said confused)

"Hee-Hee" (okay im sorry

(*WHEEZE*-)

(Im sorry look it came to mind XD