Yay one of my kids actually didn't fail!

*spins*
that means you're a grate grandpa

i think you mean "great"?

Yeah lmao

i gotta go talk to your dad and tell him he is my favorite now

Which one?

ashikura. i never really liked jonathan with his obsession with ass. everyone knows tits are better. its the answer to the age old question. "tits or ass"? the answer is tits

I don't talk to ash..... he abounded me so Jonathan had to raise me

excuse me what?

Ash abounded me

that go***amn son of a bitch.

Jonathan was there for me tho!

child try to simp as little as possible in my household

https://i.imgflip.com/64l3zk.gif
why kind of moron abandons his own child? im gonna have a talk with this- this- absolute dip shit!

that's the last time i talked to him (I had to start the convo)

and now this means you're an orphan....😭

i will raise you as i would my own child 🥲

Nah I'm not :D

h o w?

Bc..... wait shit-

is jonathan here? 😳

No he deleted

Idfk what happened but he just doesn't seem like himself around me. I remember Jonathan as a cool guy, not someone who has to live in f**king danger bc of some goddam russian mofo's

oh ok.... i will take care of you since you have no current gaurdians

Ok cool
Now back to simping for Fondue

hey this also means your great great grandfather is Drizzy!

this some alabama shii

um how?