God Consumer Spike

You suck

you're more mediocre than unsweetened dark chocolate

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Funny 98% of the time

Thanks

cool artist

great owner

Jack: you are essentially a demonic version of venom. Pretty cool not gonna lie. but as a human you look like a mummy's dick

I'm Not a demon, and that wasn't me.

damn..failed again