WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CRYTPO NO NO NO

*STARTS SINGING*; WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO, NO, NO, NO WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO BUT! IT WAS OUR BLOCKCHAIN IT WAS OUR BLOCKCHAIN WE WERE GETTING BITCOIN AND THERE WASN’T A SCAM ON THE SITE NO SCAMS ALLOWED ON THE SITE CRYPTO WAS IN AND IT WASN’T A SIN BUT THEN... YOU SELLING ME ART OR JUST A LIE? NOT LYING THIS IS ART, JUST BUYYYYY SO I USED MY CURRENCY AFTER OUR ASSESSMENT TO MAKE A LITTLE PURCHASE-Y IT WAS AN INVESTMENT ALL MY SAVINGS DOWN THE DRAIN AN EMBARRASSING DAY BUT ANYWAY WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO, NO NO NO WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO HEY, BOUGHT AN NFT JUST SO THAT I COULD RESELL IT ALTHOUGH I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL IT EVEN IS, LIKE SERIOUSLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE? YOU? YOU?! YOU?! THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN SO HUMBLING NO COLLEGE FOR MY SON AND MY LIFE IS CRUMBLING GRAPPLING WITH CURRENCIES I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT NOW I CAN’T STAND SEVEN MILLION... BUCKS FOR THIS WHACK IF YOU WANT A REFUND THEY WON’T PAY YOU BACK YEAH THEY STEAL YOUR MEMES AND MAKE THEM THEIR SCHEMES (HEY) WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO, NO, NO, NO WE DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO HE TOLD ME THIS APE WAS MINE, THE NEXT DAY, FLED! (NO, NO) HE TOLD ME THIS WAS A BANKSY, WELL THAT’S WHAT HE SAID! HE SAID MY MONEY WOULDN’T DISAPPEAR, NOW I’M IN THE RED NO, NO YOUR ART IS BOUGHT UNTIL SOMEONE SCREENS A SHOT NFTS ARE DIFFERENT FROM CRYPTO, YOU’RE JUST SINGING ‘CRYPTO’ SO YOU RHYME NFTS WILL MAKE YOUR WALLET GROW LIKE THE VOLUME OF SPEECH FROM A MIME YOUR NFT’S NOT ON ITS WAY HE TOLD ME THAT THE BAND THAT I STREAM WOULD MAKE AN NFT. BETRAYED BY ANOTHER! I WILL NOT BUY IT GET THIS IT HURTS THE ENVIRONMENT TOO AVOID IT NOW UM, CRYPTO YEAH I WANT THAT CRYPTO I REALLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT CRYPTO TALES FROM THE CRYPT, NONDESCRIPT 'BOUT CRYPTO DO YOU OWN IT? IT’S NOT QUITE CLEAR! CRYPTO’S CRYPTIC! SEVEN MILLION, BUCKS FOR THIS WHACK (IT WAS OUR BLOCKCHAIN) (IT WAS OUR BLOCKCHAIN) IF YOU WANT A REFUND THEY WON’T PAY YOU BACK (WE WERE GETTING BITCOIN AND THERE WASN'T A SCAM ON THE SITE) (NO SCAMS ALLOWED ON THE SITE) YEAH THEY STEAL YOUR MEMES AND MAKE THEM THEIR SCHEMES (CRYPTO WAS IN, AND IT WASN'T A SIN) (BUT THEN) YOU SELLING ME ART OR JUST A LIE? MORE NFTS! SO I USED MY CURRENCY (HE TOLD ME THAT THE BAND THAT I STREAM) AFTER OUR ASSESSMENT TO MAKE A LITTLE PURCHASE-Y (WOULD MAKE AN NFT) IT WAS AN INVESTMENT (BETRAYED BY ANOTHER) ALL MY SAVINGS DOWN THE DRAIN (THEY'RE ONLINE, THEY'RE ONLINE, THEY'RE ONLINE, THEY'RE ONLINE) (HEY...) OH DEAR! DON’T TALK ABOUT CRYPTO WHY DID I TALK ABOUT CRYPTO? NOT A FUNGIBLE TOKEN I NEVER SHOULDA BOUGHT THAT CRYPTO!