Also hai

on valentine’s day i will murder all the happy couples

Life goals

Same
In 1 week I accidentally found out about 2 couples of girls I know well….
I’ve changed plans now, let’s do a little trolling instead

Lmao

pffft

*wheeze*

lmfao

Lol

Yeah nobody's going to be my Valentine's

Y o u
H a v e
A
M f i n g
W i f e
Y o u
D u m b a s s

Not talking about like irl

o h
You seem like the type of kid whose mom would say "Oh sweetie, you don't have a Valentine? That's alright I'll be yours!"

Yeah that's a spot-on impression on what my mom would say

z a m n -

Yeah

I've got ~ s k i l l ~