*lunch period*
me: *finishes foor* *takes foil* *makes a wand out of foil*
me, to a friend: "How do you say the killing curse?"
friend: "Avanda Kedarva. Wait...why? Who're you gonna kill this time?"
Me: "My brother, and y-- nevermind, also, i forgot, can you repeat it?"
friend: "No. no, no, no. Tell me more
my mind: *JUST LIE!*
me: "Yeah, just Jake."
Friend: "oooookay. Its Avanda Kedarva"
me: *flashes wand rapidly and random people including the friend* "AVANDA KEDARVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *runs to class, still yelling*
Friend: *facepalms*
true story