Bambi, joke ocs, and other Pibby glitches allowed. Military encouraged)

Michael: i have no idea whats going on and i probably dont want to know

Daidric dragnoc: the heck-

(sonic roleplay? This looks like Infinite from Sonic Forces)
Midnight: "Uhhhhhh...."

Gold Ronald:Oh come on,it even got the hedgehog?

Jade: “what on earth??”

Audrea: "What the- WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME OF THE MILKY WAY IS GOING ON?" * loads shotgun and aims*

“Trying to not die!”

Audrea: "Well, I figured that! Now can you get out of the way so I can shoot that thing?"

*just backs away*

Audrea: *aims and fires*

*It was unphased* "O-_hhhh, EPiC StuN--n-n-nTTTT-t F-Ai--l!"

Audrea: "Oh, that's not good."

*Sonic ran at her, and punted her*

Audrea: "What the hell-" *stands up* "Hey, you! What is this thing?"

“You heard of Sonic? Meet Pibby Sonic.”

Audrea: "What?...No matter. Let's get out of here!"

"Yep-" *Sonic started singing*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItOdYXEBxo

Audrea: "..."

"Well f**k."

"Hurry! Maybe we can get away!"

"YOU THINK WE CAN RUN FROM HIM-"

Audrea: "DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?"

"No-"

Audrea: "Then come on!"

*legit sprint*

Audrea: *follows* "Ok. So what the heck was that?"

“We call it the Darkness. It turns childhood classics like Flintstones into glitched, mindless zombies”

Audrea: "Well, that's what my childhood was either way so..."

“Well, some of the people they corrupt are powerful as f**k.”

Audrea: "I noticed."

“Yeah. They even got Shaggy somehow.”

Audrea: *nods*

the good ruler: *charges at infected sonic with an axe which was a demoman-only weapon* GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA *his "excuse to collect heads", a headtaker with a peace sign circling around it, is whispering something*
excuse to collect heads: (whisper) heaaaadddsss...

Bunchi: "O-oh no-!"

*They were...singing?*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm90u7gZqpY

(HELL yes I love this song-
Bunchi watches.

*the song had ended, and Ink was thrown to the ground*

Sonic: "OhHHhH, EPi--iC St--UnT F-f-f-f-f-f-fai-l-l-l-l-l!"

Bunchi: *whimpers*

T.G.E: huh seems like you got yourself in a perdicament

"NO DIP SHERLOCK!"

T.G.E: you want some help?

"Yes!"

T.G.E: *takes out a axe* alright what should I do?

"I don't know, go for the head?"

T.G.E: *tries to cut off the head but misses because sonic is faster than him* f**k

"Oh shit."

T.G.E: thats not good here I have a strategy. so sonic can't swim so if we can find a body of water we can escape from him

echo:*just watching them*