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Number 15, Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: "this is the lettuce you eat at burger king" admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on july 16th. And a mere 20 minutes later, the burger king in question was alerted to the rouge employee. At least, I hope he's rouge. How did it happen? well, the BK employee had it removed the exif data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later the news station was contacted by another 4chaner and three minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted. BK's "tell us about us" online form, the foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached. Cleveland scene magazine contacted the BK in question. The next day, when questioned, the breakfast shift manager said: "Oh I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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More than 15 bags of chicken salad The last thing you want to do is wash your feet with a sponge. Comments There is nothing like "God's salad". On July 16, 2011, four disinfectants posted this question on an anonymous website. Twenty minutes later, the burger king discovered a red bag. There are introductory pictures. Information is available for Ohio Mayfield Heights FC staff. 23 47 47 47 47 11 50 50 3 minutes wins Burger King. Five minutes before the match, it was broadcast on Channel 5, and 1.5 minutes later, "I know, I know this is China. Now I've changed my mind."
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Number 15, Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: "this is the lettuce you eat at burger king" admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on july 16th. And a mere 20 minutes later, the burger king in question was alerted to the rouge employee. At least, I hope he's rouge. How did it happen? well, the BK employee had it removed the exif data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later the news station was contacted by another 4chaner and three minutes later at 11:58, a link was posted. BK's "tell us about us" online form, the foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached. Cleveland scene magazine contacted the BK in question. The next day, when questioned, the breakfast shift manager said: "Oh I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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the fitness gram pacer test
into danish >:D
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FitnessGram Pacer-testen er en flertrins aerob kapacitetstest, der gradvist bliver sværere, efterhånden som den fortsætter. 20 meter Pacer-testen begynder om 30 sekunder. Stil op i starten. Løbehastigheden starter langsomt, men bliver hurtigere for hvert minut, efter du hører dette signal *boop*. En enkelt omgang bør gennemføres hver gang du hører denne lyd *ding*. Husk at løbe i en lige linje, og løb så længe som muligt. Anden gang du undlader at gennemføre en omgang før lyden, er din test s**t. Testen begynder på ordet start. På dit mærke, gør dig klar, start.
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Own a musket for home defense

German
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Besitzen Sie eine Muskete zur Heimverteidigung, denn das war es, was die Gründerväter beabsichtigten. Vier Raufbolde brechen in mein Haus ein. "Was zum Teufel?" Als ich mir meine gepuderte Perücke und mein Kentucky-Gewehr schnappe. Schlagen Sie ein golfballgroßes Loch durch den ersten Mann, er ist auf der Stelle tot. Ziehe meine Pistole auf den zweiten Mann, verfehle ihn total, weil er glatt ist und den Nachbarshund nagelt. Ich muss auf die Kanone zurückgreifen, die oben an der Treppe montiert ist und mit Kartätschen beladen ist. „Tally ho, Jungs“, die Kartätschenkugel zerfetzt zwei Männer in der Explosion, das Geräusch und der zusätzliche Schrapnell lösen Autoalarme aus. Reparieren Sie das Bajonett und stürmen Sie die letzte verängstigte Rapscallion. Er verblutet, während er auf das Eintreffen der Polizei wartet, da dreieckige Bajonettwunden unmöglich zu nähen sind. Ganz im Sinne der Gründerväter.
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I got no time
I got no time to live
I got no time to live
And I can't say goodbye
And I'm regretting having memories
Of my friends who they used to be
Beside me before they left me to die
And I know this is
I know this is the truth
'Cause I've been staring at my death so many times
These scary monsters roaming in the halls
I wish I could just block the doors
And stay in bed until the clock will chime
So my flashlight's on, and stay up 'til dawn
I got this headache and my life's on the line
I felt like I won, but I wasn't done
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Stay awake until the sun will shine
But I'm not so strong, and they're not gone
They're still out there to take what's left of mine
I have this urge
I have this urge to kill
I have this urge to kill and show that I'm alive
I'm getting sick from these apologies
From people with priorities
That their life matters so much more than mine
But I'm stuttering
I'm stuttering again
No one will listen and no one will underst
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What copypastas should I google translate?