Josh note: not simping here

why would i ship you with my [online] daughter?

Didn't say YOU would

But there's some weird ppl who might do it to troll

yea

Idfk why but when i got lunch @ school, i felt sick immediately after eating a corndog, still feel a little nauseous rn. Its like the corndog was poisoned or some shit, just like many other things they serve

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I actually made homemade corndogs and those were frickin' awesome, like you'd literally hire me as a chef just to cook for your irl family

no thx
i’m already a cook

Oh kewl