im in pokemon

I CAN'T FIT MY HAND INSIDE A PRINGLE CAN I HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF TROUBLE FITTING MY HAND INSIDE OF A PRINGLE CAN I CAN GET MY HAND LIKE FOUR INCHES INTO THE CAN BUT THEN I HAVE TO TILT THE CAN INTO MY MOUTH BUT BY THAT POINT, A BUNCH OF CRUMBS HAVE ACCUMULATED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CAN SO THEY ALL GO SPILLING ONTO MY FACE WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THE DIAMETER OF PRINGLE CANS IS WAY TOO SMALL I'LL SAY IT AGAIN THE DIAMETER OF PRINGLE CANS IS WAY TOO SMALL TWO RADIUSES OF A PRINGLE CAN IS WAY TOO SMALL IF YOU FEEL ME, PUT YOUR HANDS UP, COME ON! IF YOU FEEL ME, PUT YOUR HANDS UP LOOK AT ALL THESE HANDS THAT ARE WAY TOO BIG TO FIT INSIDE A PRINGLE CAN