You’d simp for him because you’re a simpleton. It seems as if you don’t know what to do and your life is wasting away, masked by a “cringe, bro, pog, sus” vocabulary and hidden by attacking people who just want to make memes.
Lemme break it down for you:
You think you have too much time to waste. You don’t. Stop wasting your life, touch grass. Live. Stop attacking people because they made a joke. Be happy. Eat a vegetable. Something.