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Cade: hey

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOUR THE FIRST ONE TO SAY HELLO TO ME ON THE BAD DAY I'V BEEN HAVING!!

You wanna talk about it or…

not really, i just keep getting in trouble recently...

Lisha: "W-What do you want? *pulls out a dagger*

*i fall on the floor a few times, but make it to the guest room and go to sleep*

Lisha: *grabs a book and starts reading*

*in the morning you wake up to the muzzle of a gun in your face* you have 10 seconds to tell me where i am!

Lisha: "W-What-"

where am i!!!! why am i here!?

Lisha: "O-Ok. 1: You're at my house. 2: "I-I have no idea."

oh, so while i was asleep i walked over here myself?

Lisha: "I-I don't know!"

but, uuhhh, why did they want you dead

Lisha: "I don't know."

i mean you seem very nice, hell i tried to kill you, and then you let me fix myself up

Lisha: "I-I mean, I did kill a guy when I was a kid...A-At least I think."

savage..*coughs up the bullet*..ehhgg

midori:(looks at you)

why cant i get anything done right! first your so stubburn that you refuse to die, then i feel like crud because i thought shooting myself in the head was a good idea, then i get my arm cut off!

midori:well sounds like u had one hell of a day( i say sarcasticly)

well, wtf do i do now?

midori:idk u already shot yourself and cut ur arm off why dont u run a car into a tree next?(she said sarcasticly)

Lisha: "..."

now i hate to ask,.. but i dont have a home,... i was wondering if just for tonight.... ummm

Lisha: "Y-Yeah. You can have the guest room in the back."

thanks, your very kind... *i stagger off* oh and uhh... if my mask falls of, dont look. not for me, but for you.

Lisha: "G-Got it."

*sighs* thats probably exactly what happened. *i put the gun down, you notice i didnt load it* im so sorry my memory is often super fuzzy when i get shot in the head...
i should probably go now... * i sadly start to leave*

Lisha: "..."

...well, i know that our experience was,, unpleasant, but, do you think we could maybe,.. hangout some time?

Lisha: "...S-Sure."

*i instantly pip up* oh and sorry for almost shooting you,.. twice..

Lisha: "I-It's fine."

would you like to go for ice cream tomorrow at 3?

Lisha: "S-Sure."

great see you then! in the mean time, i have to find another job. also, probably stay indoors till i find the guy who put the bounty on your head.

Lisha: "O-Ok."

money.

Lisha: "W-Well, two problems with who you picked to steal from. 1: I-I don't have anything. 2: If I did, I wouldn't l-let you have anything."

hey, your pretty brave! normally they scream and run! ok lets see who can kill who first!

Lisha: *fires*

hey! my mask!....eeehh...uhhhrg...mmm *i groan then fall on the floor.*

Lisha: "W-Well, that was easy."

Lisha: *watches, clearly amused*

(oh dang sry, wrong rp)

*grones as i bleed out*

groans*

Lisha: "W-Well, bye, I guess."

you watching netflix at your house/ apartment/ somewhere else? and you hear a knock at the door*

Lisha: "H-Huh? I wasn't expecting guests." *looks outside*

hello! *i take off my mask and make a bow, as though i was on a stage*

Lisha: "W-What the-"

dont worry! i wont hurt you....*Puts mask back on* i had to track you though, because, now im poor,... *staggers around* because i lost the job,... and i need a new mask.. *coughs then falls at your doorstep, still bleeding*

Lisha: "F-Fine." *opens door*

* i drag myself up, then walks a few steps in before tripping* ...if i make a mess, i just want to point out, i didn't shoot anyone, your the one who opened up my blood vessels...

Lisha: "I-I know."

uuhhggg.... do you have a bathroom?..*falls back onto the wall* i mean... of course you do,... but can you show it to me? ....

Lisha *points*

oh, sorry, i wasnt going to mug you... i was hired to kill you *i say nonchalantly*

Lisha: *laughs* "But seriously, I don't see a difference."

ok, so, i dont know why you dont know basic English, but hired means someone is paying me big bux to kill you, AND i get to loot your body if i really wanted to, witch i dont, but mugging you means i just loot your body and come out with an credit card that will get blocked within a few days, and 50 dollars.

Lisha: "I-I know what hired means."

then how do you not know the difference? i know your stupid, but this is basic problem solving skills, not second grade math! "what the difference between 5 and YOUR BLOODY FACE!" *i pull out a gun*

Lisha: "M-Most pointless conversation of my life." *pulls out her own gun*

its not pointless, just dull! *points the gun at your face and is about to pull the trigger*

Lisha: *aims as well* "L-Let's see who can kill the other first, s-shall we?"

Lisha: *sighs*

thanks *i stagger inside after a while i come back out* the bullet almost worked its way through... ok i ow you an apology,.... but i have to ask... why dose a mob lord,, want you dead? *i nearly collapse* ehh... permission to sit down?