Borat i go to america

hey
get out

for?

*smacks you in the balls with a broom*
scat
this is my apartment
go find your own

i just wanted booba.

no
you can’t have mine
i go here to relax

*Pulls out knife
I'm going to take your right boob for travels

*grabs out shotgun and blows your face off*

*cums

here
you want some titties
go take someone else’s titties
not mine

you're the only female i've interacted with

*sigh*
you can play with them, but you can’t cut them off

Play? no. I'm cutting them off.

*clones myself*
cut this one’s titties off

*Cuts off clone's titties, and puts them in a pot roast

huh.

Perfect. the perfect soup for my satanic-like ritual

what the f**k did ii just read?

shut up

no

yea

Where's Finland on boon size?