e

STOP

ok

Vapon

ok

a d**do is a good tool for f**king vaporeons

this one right here
is just begging for it
*grabs it and shoves a d**do in its ass*

*speedloads Lee Enfield*

Hehe

i will use it as a shield

*the Vaporeon uses acid armour and escapes*

you were saying?

*grabs oreo and shoves him in my trunk and drives away*

*returns Oreo*

*steals your pokeball and rereleases oreo*

oh
*Oreo smashes the window and dissapears*

*returns oreo*

Oreo: *gone*

*grabs oreo*
ugh

*walks over with Oreo in my arms*
Nice try

Oreo: *breaks out and draws a gun* L E T M E G O

*takes the gun and throws it out the broken window and returns oreo*

Oreo: *breaks out of your arms* What do you want from me...

STOP STEALING MY POT PIES

Oreo: *breaks out, uses acid armour and escapes* I have a quick question!

*returns oreo*
GO***MNIT OREO

-_- *grabs Oreo's pokeball, returns him and runs*

*you can’t grab it cus i’m already in idaho*

Oreo: *breaks out and grabs his pokeball*

*takes it back and returns him*

Oreo: *breaks out* When will you give up and what do you want me for!?

*returns oreo*
shut up

*gets Oreo a new pokeball*
Ok... he's safe now...

that’s not oreo
i have oreo

Oreo: *breaks out and runs to a police officer for help*

*returns oreo*
oh look we’re at my cabin

*Oreo escapes you and runs back*

*returns oreo*

*it doesnt work*

*but it does*

Police officer: Hand over the Vaporeon and his pokeball

um
no thanks
bye

*Police officer tases you and grabs Oreo's pokeball*

this is MY cabin in the middle of the woods

*Oreo breaks out and dissapears into the darkness*

*returns oreo*
GO***MNIT OREO GET YOUR SEXY ASS BACK HERE

Oreo: *breaks out and flushes himself down the toilet* Not until you let me go

WHAT TOILET
THIS IS A CAR

Police Officer: But this isnt your pokemon so I will be taking him back to his trainer

NO KITTY
THAT’S MY POT PIE

Oreo: *breaks out again and dives into river* TRY ME!

*returns oreo and locks the doors*