To be sung to the tune of “Palästinalied”
Lyrics: Fak_U_lol
Though heretics assail and besiege us
We won’t fear the heathen’s might!
We shall prevail in every battle
As we fight for what is right
They could burn all of our towns
They could slaughter us like cows
Yet our spirit still will never die!
Renowned lands of wealth and power
There are many, far and wide
Yet our country is the flower
And the crowning jewel of them all,
Full of plentiful valleys and fields
Prosperous cities and rolling hills
And a people righteous and true!
Our people stand united
Living lives of peace and labor
Friends in peace and foes in war
Such we consider our neighbors
But our nation is never weak!
Our enemies fate is severe,
Woe to all the heathen who attack here!
Our empire lasts through the ages
Stretching across untold miles
Each inch secure from our foes’ rages
So it shall be for many years to come!
Come and join us, weak and oppressed,
Here you all can find peace and rest
Free from heresy and the heathen’s scourge
May great blessings and rejoicing
Prosper in our allies’ lands,
But may fiery wrath and destroying
Overthrow our foes and their wicked bands!
The Crusade yet marches on
Wise is he who aids our cause
Only fools would dare to attack us!
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