he looks so happy to be eating jelly beans

He really liked Jelly Beans

george hw bush did not like broccoli

hw bush threw up and passed out at a dinner with japan's royal family
w bush nearly died by choking on a pretzel

that quote is so stupid but funny at the same time

“I am the President of the United States, and I am not going to eat any more broccoli!”

"Mr. President, the Soviets have mobilized their army due to that joke you made about nuking them, and we believe they are ready to strike at any second!"
"Hol' up." *eats a fistful of jelly beans* "What were you saying?"