YOU WAKE UP ON A MONDAY; THERE’S NO SCHOOL/WORK IT’S A HOLIDAY; YOU CHECK THE DATE AND IT’S WINTER VACATION; YOU JUMP IN THE SNOW AND IT’S SOFT AF; YOU STEPPED ON A DOG’S TAIL; IT BITES YOU; IT TURNED OUT TO BE A STRAY, AND IT FORGIVES YOU; IT’S SO OVERPROTECTIVE AND KNOWS HOW TO SING DOOM MUSIC; YOU WOKE UP IN THE BACK OF A CAR, SPECIFICALLY ONE OF A FACELESS CREATURE; YOU GRAB A GUN, GET SUPERPOWERS, SHOOT THE CREATURE AND IT FALLS FACE-FIRST ONTO THE ACCELERATOR. YOU WOKE UP IN THE ALIEN POLICE STATION AFTER A 2-DAY COMA, AND ARRESTED FOR LIFE BY THE SAME DOG FROM YOUR DREAM; YOU LEARN ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND REALIZE THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO CURE YOUR DEPRESSION. THEY GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE.
