do it, bambi

smack me with crossbone's d**k for no social credit

Bambi tries to lure a 12-year-old boy’s character into his corn maze using a fish on a rod so he can frame him for thievery. However, the character is too oblivious for it to work.

its a knife, bozo

Rewrite: Le idiot touched the corn

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetic-al diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach (oh)
I send a carrot back (ah)
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it (ah)
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying
Your va**na is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (thank God)

murder