Josh's announcement temp v2.0

*smacks you with crossbone’s dick*

You cannot smack someone with a 5mm tool

o h d e a r

smoll

it is

I was just makin a joke
How do u know for sure...

cus i have it in my hands and i am smacking people with it

Kinda sus

shut up

Uhhh

*smacks back with my magnum dong*

OW
MY ASS

I got a big ol' 7 incher w/ large balls

Those who play w/ my dong play w/ it like a gear shifter

meh
seen bigger buttplugs

All i did was smack not penetrate

Smack me with dong i smack back

hmm
*smacks you with a plastic dick*

*straps myself to an 18-wheeler w/ magnum dong sticking out all the way, headed at you at 100 miles an hour*

i don’t feel like doing this today
*flies into the sky*

*18 wheeler magically becomes airplane, now with homing*

*noclips into the ground*

*teleports at you, no lag cuz real life*

are you stuck?

*kms (you are permanently depressed)*

But i respawn w/o you knowing

*goes to my cabin in oregon*

Anywhere i roooooooooooooam!!!!!
Where i lay my head is home, yeah-yeah!!

hey
get out

Someone just unlocked custom icons xD

Hell ye