old meme lol

I ate sushi :D

nice

bruh I can't post :<

damn
why

don’t get it :/

I have over 30 days :<

damn

I ate the souls of the innocent 😊

awesome shit

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetic-al diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach (oh)
I send a carrot back (ah)
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it (ah)
Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying
Your va**na is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted (thank God)

Sexting (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
(Next best) sexting
Ayy, ayy, AT&T
No more emojis, now it's on to words
I ask, "What you're wearing?", you reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?"
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO, but I doubt that"
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
And getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these (nights like these)
I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please

*smacks you with crossbone’s dick*