step on the gas

“Uhm, Pump? You know that game is dead, right?”

“Hmmmm”

Pump: *starts stage 1*

*You look away for one second, and Tricky is pissed if at him*

Pump: *still playing stage 1*

“PUMP CALL HANK!”

Pump: Is this some kind of Newgrounds reference that I'm too young to understand?

“NO! THE CLOWN IS GONNA F**KING MURDER ME IF YOU DONT GET HANK DAMMIT!”

Pump: Seriously, who is Hank?

“JUST START SINGING ACCLERENT!”

Pump: I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW THE SONG!

Kawaii: that controller is bigger than ur mom

Pump: *vibing to the first song*

Kawaii: this isn't straw, this is patrick

Ron (PumpTwo): KICK PUNCH IT'S ALL IN THE MIND IF YOU WANNA TEST ME I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THAT THE THINGS I'LL TEACH YA IS SURE TO BEAT YA NEVERTHELESS YOU'LL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHER NOW KICK!
Pump: KICK! *presses triangle*

Kawaii: two digits: italian and sad

PumpTwo: PUNCH!
Pump: PUNCH! *presses circle*

Kawaii: *yeets a banana at the game system, breaking it* lmao

*Pump pulls out his drill, and PumpTwo does the same*

Kawaii: wot

*They simultaneously launch their drills at her*

Pump: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT GRINDING ON VIB-RIBBON?

*they faze through her*
kawaii: ok

Minus:....really parappa?

Pump: Yes.

Minus: its benn a while since i have played that game

Pump: I love it.

Minus: yeah only reason most people found out about it was because of fnf

Pump: I've been playing it since before FNF was even a thing.

Minus: cool but i prefer fnf

Pump: *ring sound* FNF! Parappa is way better.

Minus: well i have my opinion and you have yours but i think fnf has better music..........

Pump: FNF is cringe bro.

Pump: Haha that doesn't work

Minus:(somehow he f**king grabs them and throws them out and grabs pump and does the same)

Pump: One last question. Wubba dubba dubba, is that true?

Minus:....Im gonna become twitter and say your opinion is wrong

Pump: *Homing attacks him*

Minus:(uno reverse cards them back)