I'VE DECIDED TO START MASS PRODUCTION ON THREE NEW MASKS APPROVED BY CDC. ALL SUPER BOWL ATTENDEES MUST PROVIDE PROOF OF VACCINATION, AND WILL BE REQUIRED TO MASK UP FOR THE BIG GAME. THERE WILL BE DESIGNATED AREAS PROVIDED TO CATCH YOUR BREATH. MASK #1
MOST PRACTICAL AND EASY TO USE; MASK #2
WON'T BE ABLE TO CLAP OR PEE, BUT PROVIDES EXTRA PROTECTION FROM COVID; MASK #3
FULL AND ABSOLUTE PROTECTION!
ONLY CON=WON'T BE ABLE TO WATCH GAME, AND MAY FALL OFF UPPER DECK
