it took me a lot of courage to make this, dont make me regret it please

im ready to rp :D

les do it

[image deleted] lilly:hey there

hey, you know jed tuffin?

no sorry

no worries, but if you do find him, stay away from him. ive been hired to send him to the jolly man in the red suit, if you know what i meen

santa?

yeah, lets go with santa

k

aaaany ways, why are you dressed like that? is there a costume party im not aware of thats about to take place here?

no its my usual offit

(btw,if i say something hurtful dont mean it personally, my characters supposed to be kinda like a scum bag) *laughs* how many people stare at you while your walking down the street?

idk realy tbh none :P

oh, well lucky you, i cant even walk out of my house without people freaking out.

oof well if it helps im not scared of you

why thank you, finally someone who enjoys weapons as much as me.

ikr others just dont

that was cool now we gotta hide the body

oh dang here he comes! *takes out my glock* hey jed!
jed: what?
*blasts his head off*

*looks confused*
hes knocked out cold

headshot! nice job who do u get a headshot btw

idk, the way it works is the contract comes in and ether you take it or you dont. now i need to get my money...

why do we have to hide anything? i didn't leave any evidence, and even if i did, no one could find or catch me

true true

now im bored, you got a job fir me, or should we do somthing else?

idk maby burn a forest :D*says in a bit of a scarcasti matter*

that would be fun ngl, but it takes out potential clients. *pulls up a rectangular device with a screen, two nobs and a few buttons* this old time-y machine allows people to put up contracts without being detected, its useful because its hard to track, unless you have one.

can you change into anything?

yep(transform into slenderman)

ooohh.. its spooky time. can you turn into anything more lethal than me?

yep(transforms into eye less jack)

ha that's nothing! try me! dont worry i wont fight back, or die.

ok(transfroms to look just like you)

do you carry on all the abilities of the thing you replicate?

not realy i i did t would probally not be good

hmm this gives me an idea

go report this body to the police then meet me over at jim's icecream

ok

(pretends to be worried and runs to the police)

*later you see me with a brief case* hay, thanks for being my alibi

np

opens the briefcase to give you a few stacks of cash* what kind of ice-cream you want?

chocolate

gets you chocolate while i eat my vanilla* the best part about regenerating powers is the only evidence there is are the video cams. and with my indistinguishable scarred face at the sheriffs office at the time of the robbery, some other bleeding turd must have taken advantage of "silent alarm Thursday"

hello

hi *takes off my mask and smiles, my face is scared and i smell like blood*

Laura: what happened?

wdym?

the scars!

them? oh its just years of being an assassin and being sick all the time

o ok

speaking about being an assassin, you wouldn't happen to be luara, would you?

i-i am...

hi there ms luara

STOP SAYING MY NAME WRONG! *a darkheart sword appears* also im a goddess!

also it's l-a-u-r-a!

... Laura? *scratches head* what did i say?

l-u-a-r-a.

i know, dora

umm ok Lyra, anyhow... someone put a good grand on top of your head, so if you dont put up a fight.....

LAURA!!! *her eye glow orange*

cool im a shape shiffter (turns into a black cat)

get lost.

you dont know that song? common Elora

holy- wth?

i know, dora

... if you say my name wrong one more time, i will give you nightmare for the rest of your days!

im sorry sarah, but i already have nightmares every night, its why i never sleep

yeah? well they're gonna get worse

#hit me with your best sHOt, dun.. dun, dun dun... ohhh hit me with you bESt shOot, dun.. dun, dun dun#

.-.

yep im a shapeshifter

anyways unless you give me a GOOD reason not to, i have a message and a bullet for you

i won't die dumbass! it won't work!

why not?

im a goddess

and im a regenerating basterd who cant die and has poor mental heath problems upon other things.

and, im above you. until proven otherwise. *takes out two guns and points them at you*

**uno reverse

what did i do

da guns.

*fires the guns, they bounce off of you and hit me in the chest and shoulder* ow. *pulls out two machetes * i mean, if knives are your thing..! *charges at you*

no u

yeah, knives are my thing! *attempts to slash your shoulder with both knives*

no u!

*my arm gets cut off* OWWW! Flora, what the heck!

shut up and scram.

ok luara you win im sorry *tries to give you a hug*

*hugs*

*instead of giving you a very awkward hug i wrap my arm around your neck. when i realize im choking myself i get this crazy idea* hey if this dosnt work, i dont want to find myself in your basement, ok? *shoots myself in the head*

.-.