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0 ups, 3y,
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*walks up to the tree* bro, you ok?
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0 ups, 3y,
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???: hm? Oh. Yes, why wouldnt I be?
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0 ups, 3y,
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your freaken talking to nature!
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0 ups, 3y,
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*looks at owl* I can hear him... he can hear me... theres nothing weird about that
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0 ups, 3y,
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one of us is on drugs...
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0 ups, 3y
*rolls eyes* I doubt that
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0 ups, 3y,
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*Blinks* might be you... not me
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0 ups, 3y,
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ooookayyyyy, *pulls out a gun* shoo bird! "*shoots into the sky multiple times as the bird get spooked and flutters its wings*
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0 ups, 3y,
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*shrugs* ok
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0 ups, 3y,
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*after a while we come to a field with lots of tall grass* in hear, if you want to live.
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1 up, 3y,
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FIne.
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0 ups, 3y
ok now if you want to stop hallucinating, please listen to me *the owl comes back and lands on your shoulder, then hoots loudly in my face*
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0 ups, 3y,
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*laughs* he told you to shut up
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0 ups, 3y
hey you like my mask birdy? huh? well guess what? this mask is based on a bird skull! and if it weren't for the fact that you saw someone following me, i would be unloading my entire magazine on you right now!
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0 ups, 3y
*tries to contain laughter... unsuccessfully*
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0 ups, 3y,
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*jumps down* *owl comes down to and lands on head* Please stop it.
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0 ups, 3y,
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who did you see anyway!? *shouts at the owl*
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0 ups, 3y
*hoots* He said it was a man in all black
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0 ups, 3y,
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sry man,but... look, i dont normally help people other than myself, so can you let me try this once? i dont care if it comes back to bight me just like every other time.
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0 ups, 3y,
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*rolls eyes* fine
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0 ups, 3y
ok so first allow me to introduce you to my dog *pretends to pick up a dog behind me*
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0 ups, 3y
*twists arm so you drop gun* I wouldn't if I were you.
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0 ups, 3y,
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That there was an idiot on the way
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0 ups, 3y
wait, you guys saw someone else? i knew i was being followed *takes my arm back and awquardly tries to tape it back on.
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0 ups, 3y,
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*blinks* what dog?
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0 ups, 3y
ow! you too? *grabs my other gun with my other arm as you pop the one i was pointing at the bird out of its socket* look man, calm down, its just a bird. heck, it was probably gonna die tomorrow anyway.
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0 ups, 3y
*shoots my arm where my elbow popped , it rips of in your arms.* if that bird could REALY talk, then what did he tell you?
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0 ups, 3y
...uhh, you cant see it yet, your still hallucinating about a bird *tries to take it off your head, but it scratches off my mask and continues to claw my face* OWWWWwwwweeeeeeee...... *i let it go, and as it flies off i aim my gun at it*
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0 ups, 3y,
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*shrugs* thats what the owl said
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0 ups, 3y
ok, we are in trouble, follow me *grabs you hand and starts running*
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0 ups, 3y,
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everyone thinks owls are soooo smart just cuz they look old. WAKEUP CALL PEOPLE its eagles! i know, cuz i met one! and he actually made sound arguments instead of going around saying "hoot hoot hoooooot"! *starts dancing around and flapping my arms*
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0 ups, 3y,
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*starts laughing*
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0 ups, 3y
whats. so. funny.!?
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0 ups, 3y
youre dancing ability
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0 ups, 3y,
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...like me... -_-
HAHAHA!
wait, your just a bird! who cares what birds say! other then ol schizophrenia-nature-vegan guy
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0 ups, 3y,
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*blinks*
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0 ups, 3y
oh wait,... i forgot eagles. i mean, the just screech, but when it screeches you know they mean businesses
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0 ups, 3y,
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OK if you aren't hallucinating, when the bird hoots do you hear it in English? or do you have to translate? *i smile wide* if there is any argument that can debunk your claim, its talking animal logic in movies! *looks to the side and winks*
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0 ups, 3y,
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It speaks English
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0 ups, 3y,
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then why cant i understand it? *i take a heroic stance as though i had just won the argument*
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0 ups, 3y,
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Because you dont focus on its voice
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i slouch back down* thats all i can focus on! HoOoOoOoOt!
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0 ups, 3y,
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Me: Assassin?!?!
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0 ups, 3y
no, i just casually go around carrying weapons everywhere i go because i dont use them
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0 ups, 3y
ok...
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0 ups, 3y,
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*whispers to owl* speak to him *says to you* focus on its voice. *you suddenly hear a voice inside your head* Hello.
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0 ups, 3y
how do you un-hear animals? his *ehem* voice, is more annoying then his hoot.
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0 ups, 3y
....oh hi, WHY DID YOU SCRATCH MY FACE!
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0 ups, 3y
You cant unhear them
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0 ups, 3y,
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Owl: You deserved it *I stiffle a laugh*
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0 ups, 3y
i dont care how racist this sounds, but, YOUR A BIRD! IM AN ASSASSIN! if anyone gets to make judgment calls on who deserves what i think its me.
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0 ups, 3y,
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well you know what they say, violence is not the answer...
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0 ups, 3y,
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True
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0 ups, 3y,
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do as i say, not as i do... *grabs the owl*
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0 ups, 3y,
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...ok
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0 ups, 3y
*he starts clawing at me again* dont worry you will be ok *stuffs him in a bag i pulled out of on of my pouches
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0 ups, 3y
... I guess thats better
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0 ups, 3y,
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"hey!"
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0 ups, 3y
he gave me the idea by scratching up my face, the way i see it, its just karma