Sir, why did we find this

Bish I don’t own any cat girls in my basement
I have maid girls

You should see what’s in my basement.

She wanted to end my virginity so i locked her in my basement

Officer in my defense anime girls die in anime all the time

ORgan farm. Cry about it officers. My gambling money had to go somewhere

I needed a sandwich maker and my wife refused so I devorced her and hired this thing.

*laughs in homeless*

She’s a hostage that i use to blackmail simps

that aint mine

Officer I ordered Chinese food and ended up getting that👉🏾

Who gave her clothes?

Oh, thanks, that's where she was. She must've tried to escape while i was unjamming bones from the skinning machine.

That's my robot maid. Don't worry. I got a recipe right here...

AYO WAIT A MINUTE

It ain't illegal if you pay for her in cash.

I won't press charges if you let me skin it.

um i was looking for a fursuit

Shes a cat=chinese
simple math officer
want some with me?

uh i jus- i jus- oh shit
*runs*

i was gonna their body parts and organs online

"was gonna their*?"

sorry
i was gonna chop their body parts and organs and sell it online

Umm it’s nothing…

I can explain officer

I was about to behead her and feed her to the starving children in Africa because I care about the world unlike you fbi-cia f**ks who do nothing except aid and topple governments you don't like.

you see officers, the money passed down to me by my deceased grandmother had to go somewhere

what house? this house isn't mine, it isn't under my name.
to begin with, i can't even own a house...