Sir, why did we find this

Bish I don’t own any cat girls in my basement
I have maid girls

i was gonna their body parts and organs online

"was gonna their*?"

sorry
i was gonna chop their body parts and organs and sell it online

Oh, thanks, that's where she was. She must've tried to escape while i was unjamming bones from the skinning machine.

Shes a cat=chinese
simple math officer
want some with me?

Who gave her clothes?

I needed a sandwich maker and my wife refused so I devorced her and hired this thing.

um i was looking for a fursuit

Umm it’s nothing…

That's my robot maid. Don't worry. I got a recipe right here...

AYO WAIT A MINUTE

It ain't illegal if you pay for her in cash.

I won't press charges if you let me skin it.

that aint mine

what house? this house isn't mine, it isn't under my name.
to begin with, i can't even own a house...

Officer I ordered Chinese food and ended up getting that👉🏾

She’s a hostage that i use to blackmail simps

*laughs in homeless*

ORgan farm. Cry about it officers. My gambling money had to go somewhere

Officer in my defense anime girls die in anime all the time

She wanted to end my virginity so i locked her in my basement

You should see what’s in my basement.

you see officers, the money passed down to me by my deceased grandmother had to go somewhere

I can explain officer

I was about to behead her and feed her to the starving children in Africa because I care about the world unlike you fbi-cia f**ks who do nothing except aid and topple governments you don't like.

uh i jus- i jus- oh shit
*runs*