Oh its happened to me

dog person: oh, she's just playing!
guy in the meme: mY dIcK iS gOnE

True lol

as a dog person myself, i love their company
it's just the teething when you start to get annoyed by the puppies

Yep I know how that is

i remember that one of my old friends got their balls completely ripped off and their mom sued my dad so now he lives in an rv on some friends property

Oop-

also animal control came and put down the dog right in front of me so that was fun

Holy f**k

lol

Wanna be friends?

no

*Sad oofs*