I don't know why part of the hair is cut off

im not letting him leave though (locks door)

Tf

My dreams

he didn't break into my house i let him in

If he steps foot in my house< I'm gonna pull a master ultra instinct goku and send him to the shadow relm

dont bro

(shoots)

*Summons the world over heaven and use realty rewrite*

(kills you)

yes i did

(uno reverse card)

imagine being so gay you post a tiktok photo

imagine not having good comebacks

Imagine being so fatherless that you become a femboy to fill in the dark place in your heart, but even though it did nothing

imagine not having braincells and bullying femboys online because you have no friends and are just that sad

Where femboy simp

Here!

So you simp for femboys or are both femboy and simp?

honestly ive lost track but i know i simp for astolfo

he mine

Same

he is mine.

because i said so.

But why

It's memboi3

yes i like astolfo more than you like pizza on a friday night and being straight

Damn I don't have pizza on friday
Yes I am straight
but I don't simp for a 2d fictional character

that sucks

(wheezing intensifies)

*summons msmg before death*

whatever

bruh you over here with the melborne spiritually meetup group from austrailia

Imagine simping for a 2d character

SHUT.