I drink cum, like all chads do. My diet consists fully of semen. It's very nutritional, and tastes like a saltine cracker, which tastes very good. I usually have a thermos of semen at home, locally sourced from me. I take a large swig of it after my hardcore bench press workout, giving me the nutrients I need to keep running the rest of the day. Most people see this as 'weird' and 'the reason why I'm emotionally unstable', but I see this as a great money saver. I don't have to pay for food or for water bills, I wash my dishes with my semen, take showers with my semen, and wash my lawn with my cum. Even supplying all this cum is a workout by itself, as I have to jerk of constantly, due to the demand of the cum. My balls have adapted by producing semen at an inhuman rate, each growing to the size of a watermelon. My dick has evolved to handle the constant flow of semen, now stronger than the strongest material known to man. I'm planning to make a business, selling my own semen, and I think I'll make millions. My cum tastes like a delicacy, and can be added to other foods, like soup and steak. If I plan correctly, I can make it to Shark Tank and kickstart my way to defeating Gordon Ramsey.
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