Storytime! So how I lost my virginity to a bee. Well, that’s a good story. So, let’s begin when I was 6. I was in a changing room, changing into a swimsuit before going into the pool. It was one of those where the door doesn’t cover way up top, so a bee flew in. I screamed and tried to swat it away. BIG MISTAKE. It got angry and stung my pussy. I swear it broke the thingy and injected venom into the thingy. Moral of the story? Don’t piss off the bees. Otherwise they will steal your virginity.
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