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LONG STORY ABOUT THE TIME I ANSWERED A SCAM CALL (READ DESC); ONE DAY, I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT, TESTING THE C&C UPDATE, ENJOYING IT, WHEN A SCAMMER CALLED, I FELT BAD FOR MY UNCLE, GETTING ALL THESE SCAM CALLS, SO I ANSWERED IT. I SAID HELLO, THEY SAID HELLO IS THIS STACY (INSERT LAST NAME HERE) I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY, SO I SAID YES, HE SAID, AND I QUOTE "YOU HAVE A PRETTY VOICE" I STOOD THERE IN SHOCK AND I SAID, UNCOMFTERBLLY, THANKS? WE TALKED A BIT, HE ASKED ME HOW OLD I WAS, I SAID 18, HE SAID WHOA IM 21 WE COULD LIKE DATE HAHAHA, I STOOD THERE STARING AT THE GROUND, YEAH HAHAHA, LATER HE SAID TO ME, HEY DO YOU WANNA COME TO MY APARTMENT TO "CUDDLE" LIKE WTF I GET YOUR DRUNK AND WANT S*X BUT NO, THEN HE ASKED IF I EXERSIZE (SRRY IDK HOW TO SPELL RN) I SAID YES HE ASKED WHAT KIND I DO, I SAID OH JUST ARM, LEG AND TORSO STUFF, HES LIKE OH~ WITH A CREEPY VOICE, ANYWAYS LATER HE ASKED IF I WANTED TO GET MEXICAN FOOD WITH HIM THE NEXT DAY, I SAID YUH I LOOOVE MEXICAN FOOD, HE TALKS THAT HE WANTS TO DATE ME, NOW HERE'S WHERE THE SIRLOIN GETS JUICY, I SAY, OHH IM A LESBIAN, WHICH IS HALFLY TRUE, HE SAYS, I'LL STILL F*CK A LESBIAN, THEN IN SHOCK, I SAID "YOU'RE A CREEP, F*CK OFF" AND HUNG UP (BTW HE WAS DRUNK AND HIS NAME WAS BRYAN/BRIAN) AFTER, I PLAYED MORE MINECRAFT AND THOUGH OF WHAT HE SAID, AND THATS WHY I NEVER ANSWER SCAM CALLS ANYMORE
