oh woe is me

YOU'RE GOING; ON A VACATION; SOMEWHERE NEAR YOUR HOME AND/OR NEIGHBOURHOOD; TO JAIL/PRISION; NOWHERE; IN THE VERY DEEP OCEAN WITHOUT A SUIT; TO SWIM UNDER LAVA; TO THE OPPOSITE OF HEAVEN; DEATH VALLEY; THROUGH A VERY DARK MAZE WITH NOBODY ELSE; ON A FIELD TRIP TO A RECYCLING PLACE THAT SMELLS WORSE THAN A SEWER (TRUE STORY BY THE WAY)