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Yer swine ye vulgar wee maggot. Dinnae ye ken that yer pathetic? ye worthless poke o' filth. As we say in Scotland, ah will bet ye coudnae pour pish oot o' a boot wi' instructions oan th' heel. Yer a canker. A loupin that wilnae awa wi ye. A zit oan th' butt o' society. Ah wid ower winch a advocate than be seen wi' you.
You ur a fiend 'n' a feartie-cat, 'n' ye hae ill breath. Yer degenerate, noxious 'n' depraved. A'm feelin' debased juist fur knowing ye exist. Ah despise everything aboot ye. Yer a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature o' a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum 'n' ah wish ye wid gang away.
You're a putrescence mass, a traivelin boak. Yer a spineless wee worm deserving hee haw bit th' profoundest contempt. Yer a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Yer lee is a monument tae stupidity. Yer a stench, a revulsion, a muckle sook oan a sour lemon.
You ur a bleating gowk, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly wi' th' effluvia 'n' offal accompanying yer alleged birth intae this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful tae nobody, abandoned by th' puke-drooling, giggling beasts wha sired ye 'n' then murdurred themselves in recognition o' whit thay hud done.
I wull ne'er git ower th' embarrassment o' belonging tae th' identical species as ye. Yer a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Ah barf at th' gey thought o' ye. Ye hae a' th' appeal o' a paper cut. Lepers jook ye. Fur aff yer coupon th' rabbit population actually decreased. Yer vile, worthless, less than hee haw. Yer a weed, a fungus, th' dregs o' this earth. 'n' did ah mention ye smell?
if ye aren't an eejit, ye made a world-class effort at simulating one.
Ye snail-skulled wee rabbit. Wid that a hawk pick ye up, take the motor tis beak intae yer brain, 'n' upon finding it rancid set ye shoogly tae fly briefly afore spattering th' ocean rocks wi' th' frothy poofy culur pity o` yer ignoble blood. Kin ye choke oan th' queasy, convulsing nausea o` yer ain trite, foolish beliefs.
You ur weary, stale, flat 'n' unprofitable. Yer grimy, squalid, no nice 'n' profane. Yer foul 'n' mingin'. Ye'r a gowk, an ignoramus. Monkeys keek doon oan ye. Even an aberdonian`s burd wilnae shag wi' ye. Yer unreservedly pathetic, starved fur attention, 'n' lost in a land that reality forgot. You ur a shite o' flesh. Ye hae na rhythm. Yer ridiculous 'n' obnoxious. Yer th' moral equivalent o' a leech. Yer a living emptiness, a meaningless void. Yer sour 'n' senile. Yer a disease, ye puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a guid day ye'r a numpty. Ye remind me o' drool. Yer deficient in a' that lends character. Ye hae th' personality o' wallpaper. Yer dank 'n' mawkit. Yer asinine 'n' benighted. Yer th' source o' a' unpleasantness. Ye spread misery 'n' sorrow wherever ye go.
Ah cannae hawp howfur incredibly glaikit yer. Ah mean rock-hard glaikit. Dehydrated-rock-hard glaikit. Glaikit sae glaikit that it goes wey beyond th' glaikit we ken intae a hail different dimension o' glaikit. Yer trans-stupid glaikit. Meta-stupid. Glaikit collapsed oan itself sae far that even th' neutrons hae collapsed. Glaikit gotten sae dense that na intellect kin escape. Singularity glaikit. Blazing het mid-day sun oan mercury glaikit. Ye emit mair glaikit in yin seicont than oor entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar glaikit. Yer writing haes tae be a troll. Hee haw in oor universe kin pure be this glaikit. Mibbie this is some primordial fragment fae th' original muckle bang o' glaikit. Some pure essence o' a glaikit sae uncontaminated by anythin' else as tae be beyond th' laws o' physics that we ken. A'm sorry. Ah cannae gang oan. This is an epiphany o' glaikit fur me. Efter this, ye kin nae hear fae me again fur a while. Ah dinnae hae enough braun left tae deride yer ignorant questions 'n' hauf pure baked comments aboot unimportant trivia, or ony o' th' rest o' this drivel. Duh.
Maybe efter in lee, efter ye hae learned tae read, write, spell, 'n' count, ye wull hae mair success. True, thae ur rudimentary skills that mony o' us "normal" fowk tak' fur granted that a' body haes an easy time o' mastering. Bit we whiles forgoat that thare ur "challenged" persons in this world wha fin' thae hings mair pernicketie. Ah wish ye th' best o' luck in th' emotional, 'n' social struggles that seem tae be placing sic a demand oan you.
P.s.: yer hypocritical, grippie, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deedly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, canny, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, doolally, pure weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, gash, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, 'n' generally nae guid.
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