"SO YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME KERMIE?" "YES UMM... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS BUT UMM... I WANT A DIVORCE..." "WHAT?!?! BUT WHY!!!" "THE TRUTH IS MISS PIGGY THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE AND I DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT WELL..." " *CRYS* OK KERMIE I LOVE YOU."