Accidentally posted this to msmg, deleted it, reposted it here

Elias: you really challenged a protogen to a rhythm game?

Pump: Yes...

(Btw do you know what a protogen is?)

Pump: Nope... but uh...

Elias: basically I'm a cyborg that can play games on my visor

*Pump summons 9-volt*
9-Volt: So kinda like me mixed with Dr. Crygor?

Elias: I guess

9-Volt: Cause my visor is actually a headset, and Dr. Crygor is a cyborg.

Elias: ohoki

9-Volt: Actually, it's an AR headset...

Elias: I figured that much

*9-Volt pulls out an NES and begins playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!* *5-Volt appears out of nowhere* 5-Volt: In case you haven't noticed, my son, who is 9-Volt, who is that kid with the visor that's an AR headset, is a huge Nintendo fan.

R.J.Foxy: I'm not much of a singer unless it's a sea chanty. But I accept yer challange.

Pump: Do you even know what osu! is, JAKE?

No, can ye tell me about it?

So osu! is a game about a circles. When the approach circle touches the edge of the inner circle, that's your queue to click it. (le click)

Okay, I got it.

osu!taiko is based on a popular Japanese rhythm game called Taiko no Tatsujin, where you hit dons (red notes) and kas (blue notes)

That makes sense

Pump: osu!catch is... well, how do I put this? Beginners don't play catch, too complicated, but basically that game mode is you catch fruit.

I'll stick with osu.

Pump: Wait, I still have to explain osu!mania. osu!mania was originally designed to be a beatmania IIDX simulator, but can be customized to simulate a variety of commercial rhythm games, for example DDR.

Okay, I see. So what version are we doing?

Pump: Uh, for beginners, either osu! or osu!mania...

[ Omi ] (she/her)
"i'm in anyways"

Pump, in chat: I have to destroy a clone of me, brb

"ight-"
( you got OSU too irl? imma friend you- )

Yes I have osu! irl. My username is ouendanplayer

( Cool! my username is mamasushi which is kindda cringe- )

Ight I friended you

( we can continue the rp now i'll be online on OSU tomorrow coz it's chinese new year and my night schedule is full of fireworks- )
*starts playing some anime beatmaps*

Pump: I'm gonna go nomod. *starts clicking circles like a madman*

"A-"
- starts playing 'Kaede's execution song' -

Pump: *using You Can Do Anything to distract himself*

- in chat -
"oi"

Pump, in chat: Heads up Jake, it's Sonic Boom