Sketchyshort 1: The lions, the witches and the audacity of these b####es.

Hi everyone, welcome to the first sketchy short!
Today, I came up with somthing that happend like, 2 year ago. My parents recently broke up, and I needed to go on week over week to the other sides. One day, when I came back from my mother to my fathers house, I saw a Honda, that I've never seen before. And when I came in, dropped my bag and hang my jacket, some blonde girl, almost the same age as me, came out if the blue with a FREAKING KNIFE.
I screamed a bit, and then she laughed.
She put up her arm, revealing a phone. And the then she said: 'LOL, anotherone trolled with a knife, guys! Make sure to follow me and press the heart in the screen!'
Then I cursed at her, asking why the heck she broke in here for just a video of whatever she was on. Then my dad came in the hall asking what happend. 'WHAT HAPPEND?! THIS LITTLE GIRL BROKE INSIDE.' I shouted.
My dad said it was the daughter of an girlfriend he met on tinder. I walked into the room and saw a lady, also blonde, purple sweater and looked at me, with ice-cold eyes.
I asked who she was, and she replied with the name.. (here it comes) Karen.
'Well, sh#%.' I thought. The name that already says enough.
Then the girl (who was also 13, yes, I turned not so long before into 13 aswell.) Walked past me and gave me also that freezing eyesight.
The day after that, I was just enjoying my extra hour of sleep on Saturday, until this girl again came into my room with a AIRHORN. And yet again she had the phone pulled out.
And again, she talked about the heart and stuff.
This went on and on.
Milk exploded into my face, because she dropped an stone into it from a spot in the room.
Then my bikes chain was sawed trough, and guess who did that.
THEN my phone charges was suddenly splitted in half.
It was only 1 day and I was sick of her and whatever she was using.
And I found out later on it was an app called tiktok.

After checking her account, I'd knew exactly what to do.
She hated insects a lot, so I made the plan that will make her tame for a bit. I got some crickets of the local shop, used for bait while fishing, and putted it in her pillow. Yeah, I was truly evil there.
Later that night, I heard screaming from the guest room. She slammed my door open after I listened and laughed of the symphonies of her screams. Ahh, the sweet taste of revenge.
She screamed at me, saying it was my fault she ruined her hair, which had a few crickets in it.
Me, trying to act as innocent as possible, said that it wasnt my deal. She ran to her mother, who later literally threatened me to cut off my expensive hair colour. (It costed like
35 euros, I'd had to wait so long before I could do it.) And that already made me mad, but then before the door closed, That little stream addicted twerp did the finger thing to me before closing it.
'That's it.' I thought.
'You want to have a war?
You'll get a war, HAVE AT ME.'

I felt like a freaking general in a war, making tactics to beat her. But I checked her account and she said in one of the many cringe videos of her, that she was in HER house, not mine, and a Cyan-dyed piece of #%$# made her precious hair looking like a dump. 'Cyan-dyed piece of %$#$?' Woah. She really thinks shes a angel,hm? Then I had an idea. I was going to let this 'sweetheart' as her mother always calls her, an breakdown In precense of all of us. But before that, she told lies about me everywhere on tiktok. That i threatened her, that i pulled her hair so much, that i called her the worst things. Look, I'm not like that, I'm just a nice guy. I have plenty of friends, plus my brother felix by my mom. So, my plan changed. I was going to look in her stuff, find somthing and expose her to everyone on her account. As soon everyone was gone outta the house, my plan would start to take form.
They all went to the city for clothes, and I, on the other hand went to her room. I found multiple bags, and opened them. And boy oh boy, what did I find? In all the make-up and dresses, I found deep-fake stuff. THIS was perfect evidence for her fans.

I also found her phone, wich was charging. And I opend up tiktok, and started a video to her fans about all the stuff that I found. First, those things that she put under her dress, to act like she has the thing that adult womans have on her chest. (And no, I'm not gonna talk about it, its weird.) Then, lippfillers, to make her mouth look like a balloon. And last but not least, the weird adult stuff she had In her closet. This was perfect. And when they were home, she cried that she lost like 87 followers! When u heard that, I laughed so hard, that I suddenly reminded that I didn't delete the vid. And not short after, she busted my door open. She almost was crying. She cursed and cried and was overly dramatic. And that's mostly the reason why I dont do tiktok. She called me the worst things and suddenly I heard karen also scream at me.
Wow.
Like wow.
But what happend then, was kinda impressive.
My dad came up, holding his phone. And showing the video of Alexa calling me the worst things and lying about that this was her house. And he said that they could grab their bags.
Karen, who was baffled, said she didn't do anything and that she loves him.
Then, my dad said she heard her threatening me.
Nit short after, they left. But before that, when Alexa was in the car and I was about to close the door, I did the finger, without a care. And i saw she screamed with a lot of tears.
Now, my dad found a true girlfriend, sylvia, and she is exactly the opposite of karen, and so does HER daughter. Well, it now my bonus-sister. But yeah, that's how I managed to work these two away.
Later on, I also saw how Alexa's account got deleted. And I could only hope she was in a breakdown.

Yes I read it all

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