Crossbones Zenyatta temp

"I don't remember this victim"

Y e s

"Damn sharty"

"Imagine dying that's kind of cringe"

Also I have a feeling you're staring at my tight skeleton ass

first i would do is check your pulse and if theres no pulse, i would call the cops and tell them theres a dead body in my house.

That is the most normal answer anyone would give

In this stream a normal answer is weird

that is true

yep, i'm a normal human, i wouldn't just bury you in my backyard.

O H N E V E R M I N D T H E N

if i actually bury you in my backyard, if would smell stinky as f**k, unless my backyard is a graveyard.

I mean

You don't smell the bodies in cemeteries
They're usually too far underground to smell

actually

*revives*

O h
I s e e

W h a t

I ' m y o u r m o m

Ma-

I didn't know you could revive people

well I c a n now

Del you can revive people?

Yes

I can now

Slowly take you apart to give to dogs
Also how the heck are you not dust-

You know if I was in my human form.

Use you for postmortem prostitu-
Jk I would patch you up