When Your Problem Isn't That Other People Are Too Powerful, It's That You Are Too Weak

I'M TELLING YOU, WE CONSERVATIVES ARE THE REAL REBELS THESE DAYS! BUT WHO ARE WE REBELLING AGAINST? TWITTER LIBERALS WHO CALL US RACIST AND TELL US THAT OUR JOKES AREN'T FUNNY. BECAUSE WE GIVE INTERNET STRANGERS SO MUCH POWER TO INFLUENCE OUR PERSONAL FEELINGS THAT WE FEEL LIKE THEIR WORDS ARE ATTACKS ON US BY A GALACTIC EMPIRE.