No killing but all ocs allowed

Aww man... I would roleplay, but I don’t actually know that many guns.

https://nerf.fandom.com/wiki/Jolt_EX-1

https://nerf.fandom.com/wiki/Stryfe_(N-Strike_Elite)

Scout: Bet
Heavy: NOOOOO
Medic: great.
Soldier: MOVE IN MAGGOT
Sniper: *casually high up*

The clones on the enemy side: ayo they get snacks and Burgers and we're starving and getting beaten to death! wtf?

Heavy: it's my ability >:/
Scout: *gets sniped* *TF2 death sound intensifies*

*The good ruler tears off his "foolish disguise" and reveals to be trollge*
The good ruler. (tf2 team) (for real this time): oh god not a family reunion again...

Sniper: *lines up shot and hits the trollge right in the head with a nerf bullet*

Trollge: spy spy spyyyyy *animal noises*

Spy: *backstabs trollge, which is a one hit in TF2*

Coach: out
(I thought I said no killing in the title)
trollge: *casually respawns*
(yes this is team war zone mode (score 400 points to win))

(He didn't kill, he just did what any tf2 person would do)
Spy: Oh piss off mate, he can become a monster yet I can't backstab?
Heavy: *grabs a nerf minigun and goes ham*

*Trollge is at enemy spawnpoint, T posing, with his stryfe in hand*
The good ruler: you see, heh my fathers humor hasn't changed since 2016, so he can be a cursed heavy main for once in awhile then he realizes what he's doing then does it.

Scout: heavy mains only exist for meming

*Tails doll steers clear of the troll*
Tails doll: *giggles* such a foolish, juvenile delinquent.

Brody Foxx: yo mama so stupid, she thought 2 + 2 was baking needs

*Tails doll Starts camping the enemies spawn point, shooting the Dark Matter clones, mag after mag, KOing every dark matter clone that spawned*

*that one slap battles killstreak has joined the game*
Killstreak: LETS FIGHT

*Epic sword fight*

*the killstreak watches*
Killstreak: *slaps the good leader for tf2 team to the moon*
Server: Killstreak is trollge team!

The good ruler: HELLLLLL NOOOOOOO!!!

*gods hand has joined, he is on tf2 team*
God Hand: JOTARO
Killstreak: DIO

The good ruler: *respawns back at the tf2 spawnpoint*
Tails doll: *meme*

Heavy: *meme*

Tails doll (tf2 team): heavy! Cheeky! Let's go! Let's go!

*the yo mama theme starts playing and cheeky crashes into the entire bad team*

Tails doll: impressive.

Wii Sports Announcer: Strike!

Cheeky: trollge and a dm (dark matter) clone sitting in a tree, F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G!

Brody Foxx: Yo mama so STUPID.... She brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL!

Tails doll: *meme*

Brody Foxx: yo mama so ugly, mirrors break when she looks at them

Tails doll: well then, let me just face you in hand-to-hand combat! *Pulls out of foam sword* what? are you scared? you scared? Are you going to cry?

Brody Foxx: yo mama so fat, flat earthers agree she's round
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*

Tails doll: what the hell did I just say? *mind; well at least he's having a good time.*

Error: e

The good ruler: it may have been a good idea to touch a little grass, but what about you?
Trollge: it was only yesterday.

Flex: I HAVENT TOUCHED GRASS IN YEARS!

The good ruler: o_o

Flex: *turns trollge into gold*

The good ruler: *turns trollge back to normal*

Flex: *about to turn everyone gold*

Trollge: n o p e. *grabs Flex, hindering his ability to turn anyone to gold*

Flex: oh f**k

*Trollge is nearing heavy slowly*
trollge: he he he ha! Look son im pushing p!
The good ruler: hm?

Heavy: *throws a nerf grenade at trollge*

*event; there is now a Boulder with a p emoji on it*

*heavy gets in the boulder*
Spy: *paints Boulder blue and makes its face a more sinister one* Perfect.

*The Boulder comes to life*
Chat: cheeky has joined, hope they brought Pizza!
Chat: FYI, cheeky is on the tf2 team.
Cheeky: fiddle-dee-dee fiddle-dee-dee fiddle-dee-dee dEE

Spy: CHEEKY

Cheeky: Battle time already? I am experiencing an abnormality.

Spy: your gonna get shot by nerf dary

Heavy: will you shut?

Cheeky: who said that

God's hand: yes.

Killstreak: *gets to the 250th kill/slap...*
Killstreak: I AM INVINCIBLE *now has magic powers and yeets gods hand*

God's hand: f**k no f**K NO F**K NO!

Killstreak: *yeeting everyone*

Sniper: *shoots killstreak in the back of the head*

*the reverse hand joins*
Reverse: *reflects the bullet*
*reverse is on trollge team!*
*error has joined*
*error is on tf2 team*

Sniper: get em error!

Reverse: *gets sent to shadow realm by error*
Killstreak: oh f**k *yeets error away with ability*

The good ruler: I'M GOING OUT! *In a slow mo shot killstreak gets hit with three darts by The good ruler*

Reverse: *loads glock*
Error: *loads sniper*

The good ruler: ok... No heavy Mains exist... Where are they when you need them!?

Scout: meming

The good ruler: oh
trollge: I just declined a well-paying job. What am I going to do with all those Wells?

Heavy: I'll buy three for 2000 dollars.

Trollge: (with Stryfe in hand) amogus!
The good ruler: watch out! Even though he is portraying every dad portrayed by the memes, he still can be quite a force to be reckoned with!
*event; trollge can now sense where other people are*

*event: someone gave scout a nerf rpg*

*trollge goes after spy*
trollge: spy, you need to vent!

Spy: *goes invisible and shoots trollge 10 times*

*Trollge is now angry! Trollge now has x2 attack but decreased speed*

Scout: RUN HEAVY
Heavy: sandvich

Cheeky: *hides in a giant bush disguise*

Error: hmm

Reverse: hey little fish have you had your cherry popped?

Error: brother, do not make me send you to the shadow realm again

Reverse: sussy uno reverse card

Error: *bypasses the reverse barrier*

Reverse: f**king shit! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Error: karma bitch

Tails doll: never taunt after a KO

Overkill: *dances*

The good ruler (enemy team): we messed with the wrong team boys.

(Yes these are tf2 characters)
Scout: *shoots at the leader*

The good ruler: OH DAMMIT! *jumps out of the way* the game hasn't even started!

Scout: oh.

*the round starts*
*a simple mechanic in rec room laser tag causes Dark Matter clones to spawn*
*you don't know these figures, they look like disembodied Poltergeists. Only its head is not detached from its torso*

Engineer: *creates a turret that auto eliminates the dark matter clones
Scout: Let's go heavy!
Heavy: ok
Soldier: *rushing in*
Sniper: *snipes at a few people*

The clones on your team: lets go man! We just spawned, that's a start

Engineer: *gets shot in the face by a nerf dart*
Medic: *contemplating life choices*

The Clones on your team: oh god we gotta help! *shoots them casually*

Heavy: *throws a sandvich to scout*

Heavy: I did! Down here.

Cheeky: I still do not see you.

Heavy: ok you were sleeping so I opened the back hatch and climbed inside.

Cheeky: W-what? That place is reserved for your oversized mom! It is not a safe play area!

Heavy: *exits cheeky*

Cheeky: *grabs heavy* there you are!

*Scan*

Cheeky: Scanning complete. Hm, it seems your guest profile is unknown. Who are you?

Heavy: I'm heavy.

Cheeky: Heavy... got it. I will be sending the data to the main database now....