*Actually Happened*

YOU PLAY MATBALL IN GYM; YOU GET AIR TIME ON THE BALL; IT HITS THE ROOF; NO ONE CATCHES IT; YOU ROUND 1ST; YOU ROUND 2ND; YOU ROUND 3RD; SOMONE GETS THE BALL AND THROWS IT AT YOU; YOU DUCK UNDER THE BALL AND JUST BARELY DODGE IT AND END UP GETTING A HOME RUN