We're all equally edible
-cortana, halo

please, spare me...

n o

I can h- help you... Lure the others here... JUST DON'T EAT ME!

no you don’t want to eat me
i don’t have any nutritional value because i’m scrawny

smae

that’s what people say
i’m actually fat

*grabs ketchup*

i’m so fat you won’t be able to fit me
plus i don’t taste very good

good point

yeah

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